Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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