Kiss
Puke
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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