I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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