When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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