His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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