Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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