what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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