my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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