imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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