with your own penis?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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