you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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