Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
And the cops told us we were all naked.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
