So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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