But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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