lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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