What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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