I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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