Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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