Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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