I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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