He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
i believe in u and ur pee
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Do plants get herpes?
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