anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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