Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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