Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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