they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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