My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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