i jhust puked up my retainher.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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