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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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