Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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