Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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