it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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