i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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