You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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