...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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