weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
