How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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