no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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