Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just had sex bonerless
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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