I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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