Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I need to wash the frat house off of me
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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