I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Can you bring me the toilet please
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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