I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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