Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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