worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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