dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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