shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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