i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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