dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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