I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We are two peas in an std pod
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
