i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
a search helicopter?!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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