Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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