He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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