You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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