We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Actions speak louder than pants.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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