I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
nutella sex= disaster
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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