You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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