doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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