I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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